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23

Aug

talking-bird:

gobiasindustries:

whatupwithtthat:

mademoisellelemon:

These three should definitely meet each other !


love these 3. 

I feel like Liz would know how to deal with Michael because he’s like Tracy or Jenna, but she would hate Leslie, and Leslie would try really hard to be friends with her but Michael would be smitten with both of them (Liz for taking charge and Leslie for being another female) and have lots of talking heads discussing threesomes.

talking-bird:

gobiasindustries:

whatupwithtthat:

mademoisellelemon:

These three should definitely meet each other !

love these 3. 

I feel like Liz would know how to deal with Michael because he’s like Tracy or Jenna, but she would hate Leslie, and Leslie would try really hard to be friends with her but Michael would be smitten with both of them (Liz for taking charge and Leslie for being another female) and have lots of talking heads discussing threesomes.

21

Aug

talking-bird:


Lorne: Ask me what the most important thing in comedy is.
Rainn: What’s the most important thi-
Lorne: Timing.

talking-bird:

Lorne: Ask me what the most important thing in comedy is.

Rainn: What’s the most important thi-

Lorne: Timing.

19

Aug

falulatonks: megzred:


I like him in this hat.

falulatonks: megzred:

I like him in this hat.

You know what makes humans different from other animals? We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason that I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, and go like this [snaps pencil in half] and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. I want you to look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck.
Jeff Winger (via thedayisdunn) (via communitythings) (via fuckyeahminsky)

18

Aug

talking-bird:

Alec: You want experience? I’ve appeared in over forty major motion pictures.
Tina: I wrote Mean Girls.
Tracy: I’ve seen Star Wars five-hundred times.
Alec: How about credentials? I was nominated for an Oscar.
Tina: I have an Emmy.
Tracy: I have seen Star Wars five-hundred times.
Alec: How about colleagues? I’ve worked with Sir Anthony Hopkins, Annette Bening, and Jack Nicholson.
Tina: I have worked with Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan.
Tracy: I’m personal friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

talking-bird:

Alec: You want experience? I’ve appeared in over forty major motion pictures.

Tina: I wrote Mean Girls.

Tracy: I’ve seen Star Wars five-hundred times.

Alec: How about credentials? I was nominated for an Oscar.

Tina: I have an Emmy.

Tracy: I have seen Star Wars five-hundred times.

Alec: How about colleagues? I’ve worked with Sir Anthony Hopkins, Annette Bening, and Jack Nicholson.

Tina: I have worked with Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan.

Tracy: I’m personal friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

falulatonks:

talking-bird:

Leslie: If I could just sum it up in one word, it would be, um…

I’ve seen this reblogged three times with the tag “#leslie is my hero”!! OBVIOUSLY.

falulatonks:

talking-bird:

Leslie: If I could just sum it up in one word, it would be, um…

I’ve seen this reblogged three times with the tag “#leslie is my hero”!! OBVIOUSLY.

carefulpatterns: xdolphinsx: elixirfischer: rachelanneh:
Michael: Get me Armani.Pam: A suit?Michael: On the phone.Pam: Like the main company number? Because I’m gonna have to call information.









Michael: Where’s Armani? He’s on the phone. Too slow! You are not going to Paris. I’m so much better than you are!

-The Office, 4x04 Money

carefulpatterns: xdolphinsx: elixirfischer: rachelanneh:

Michael: Get me Armani.
Pam: A suit?
Michael: On the phone.
Pam: Like the main company number? Because I’m gonna have to call information.

Michael: Where’s Armani? He’s on the phone. Too slow! You are not going to Paris. I’m so much better than you are!

-The Office, 4x04 Money

16

Aug

talking-bird:

Ann: What do you need this birdhouse for?
Leslie: …Uh…
Ann: Can we get rid of it?
Leslie: …I might need it.
Ann: What about this one?
Leslie: Well, if two birds come along…

talking-bird:

Ann: What do you need this birdhouse for?

Leslie: …Uh…

Ann: Can we get rid of it?

Leslie: …I might need it.

Ann: What about this one?

Leslie: Well, if two birds come along…

the-girlieshow:

falselashes:

Jack Donaghy, he’ll make his company profitable so fast this will be the only headline.

the-girlieshow:

falselashes:

Jack Donaghy, he’ll make his company profitable so fast this will be the only headline.

15

Aug

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12

Aug

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the-girlieshow:

(via fuckyeahlizlemon: fy30rock)

rmerle:
TOP 5 TV Female Characters#5 - Liz Lemon(“30 Rock”)

the-girlieshow:

(via fuckyeahlizlemon: fy30rock)

rmerle:

TOP 5 TV Female Characters
#5 - Liz Lemon
(“30 Rock”)

fuckyeahminsky: communitythings: (via jessepinkman)

10

Aug

jeffandbritta:

robyncakes:

Britta: You’re just doing all this because you want to have sex with me, you don’t even want to be my friend.
Jeff: Wait a minute. Is that what you thought I meant? Britta, look at me.
Britta: I am.
Jeff: No, look how handsome my face is. If all I wanted was sex, I could get it from plenty of women without having to go through all this crap. I’m here because I like you and I’d be psyched to be your friend. I just didn’t want to take sex off the table without doing my due diligence.

jeffandbritta:

robyncakes:

Britta: You’re just doing all this because you want to have sex with me, you don’t even want to be my friend.

Jeff: Wait a minute. Is that what you thought I meant? Britta, look at me.

Britta: I am.

Jeff: No, look how handsome my face is. If all I wanted was sex, I could get it from plenty of women without having to go through all this crap. I’m here because I like you and I’d be psyched to be your friend. I just didn’t want to take sex off the table without doing my due diligence.

fuckyeahparksandrec:

via lumberjack:

The list of Andy Dwyer’s band names from the writer’s room of Parks & Recreation.


LOL Jump 5 is a band. And Average Fish, BILF, and Lemon Party totally sound like real band names.
My favorite is Tapir Ferret.

fuckyeahparksandrec:

via lumberjack:

The list of Andy Dwyer’s band names from the writer’s room of Parks & Recreation.

LOL Jump 5 is a band. And Average Fish, BILF, and Lemon Party totally sound like real band names.

My favorite is Tapir Ferret.